D&B Pwnage

Okay, so today me and my cousins went off to Dave and Buster's when we were origionally going to go to the bookstore. Yay right? Okay so we ate some food (I had these awesome mini burger things, which was really just one burger chopped into four pieces... wtf?) and then we went and played arcade games. The first game I played was this machinegun-shooter game which only cost like 5.5 points to play (I know, why the .5?). Yeah, I can't remember the name of the game but I was awesome at it. I had to go in and kill like a gajillion terrorists and then these robot things called Krakens attacked and I pwned them too. Yep, I beat the entire game while I was there (Only died 14 times!!!), but I didn't win any tickets for that game so I went and played this game where a ball bounces around untill it lands in a hole that grants a certain amount of tickets (2-100+). I scored over 500 tickets with only 25 tries! Thats 20 tickets per try! PWNAGE!!! but then, after we had bought our candy from the little shop there, this kid plays this fishing game and scores a freaking 1000 tickets on his first try! I was all like WTF YOU FREAKING TARD YOU DON'T DESERVE THOSE TICKETS YOU CHUNKY TARD MUFFIN YOU PROLLY CHEATED YOU RIGGED IT WTF HAXORS!!! Yes, we were pissed... Bye!

Halo 3: To Splatter or Not to Splatter

Whenever I play Online Matchmaking on Halo 3, me and my friends play Squad Battle, not for the mix of gametypes, but for their variety of vehicle-filled maps (Sand Trap, Rat's Nest, Standoff, etc.). We (bullets over me, Kingblade, zachary3000, and I) have the most fun splattering people. It doesn't matter if the game happens to be 1-Flag CTF or Neutral Assault, we always treat it like Big Team Slayer. We always go for the Warthogs, Choppers, and Doogles (Mongooses or Mongeese) and we don't care if we have a gunner or not, we just run over anybody (teammates every now and then, on accident of course) that we come across. My question to all you Halo 3 players out there is this: Does it piss you off when someone doesn't follow the objective, but rather goes off and splatters people? Because I'm pretty sure it does (I've been betrayed more than once before because of this). This is very remeniscent of a Youtube video called Halo 3 Phil: Episode Teamwork (no link provided due to strong language). Anyway, tell me your thoughts on the matter! Bye bye!

Harry the Potter VI... Confusing

Okay, so almost EVERYBODY knows that Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has come out into theaters, and if you didn't know that then GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK YOU ARE LIVING UNDER! Okay, so I recently (yesterday) went to see this movie with my cousins and many people commented that they were confused. I, having "read" the seventh book (listened to on CD), didn't think that is was as confusing as those freaking Rubiks Cubes like most people did. They were wondering why it was so easy to kill Dumbledore (oops SPOILER ALERT) and the whole Horcrux (spelling?) business seemed as an impossibility to them. The only advice I can give if you are suffering from Harry the Potter Confusion Syndrome (HPCS) is to READ THE NEXT BOOK! OMG! *cough* *cough* Bye...